This being the site for self-centered thoughts I
figure the interview about being selected USA Triathlon Grand Master Triathlete
of 2011 should be conducted by myself. I
hope this satisfies those folks who have asked me about 2011 and what made it
any different than any other year since I started in this sport in 1982. M1=Michael1 or Me1.
M2=Michael2 or Me2. Actually, I could
probably come up with a Me3 and a Me4 to take part in this interview. (What?)
M1: Well,
Michael. So you got some big award in
your sport, eh?
M2: Uh, yeah. But I don’t think it’s gonna get me much
other than a few slaps on the back.
M1: What? You’re complaining? Oh, man, I might just cut this interview off
right here.
M2: Sure, as if you too wouldn’t like to
get some goodies for free whenever you can.
I’ve seen you around. You’d eat a
hot dog off a table in the park just ‘cause you found it for free.
M1: Ok, ok. You got me there. So tell me.
What would you like to get?
M2: Well, Santa Claus, if you’re ready
to part with a few bucks how ‘bout a nice set of racing wheels. I think I abused my friendship with Gwen a
bit much by borrowing her race wheels for some road races. And I abused my pocketbook renting road race
wheels for a couple of races. Can you
put those on the list first, please.
M1: Gotcha. What else?
M2: Oh my, the list goes on but I don’t
think that’s what you’re supposed to be interviewing me about. Maybe we better move on.
M1: Hmmm. I suppose.
But did you really do anything all that interesting in 2011? Wasn’t it just a bunch of boring races that
only you enjoyed ‘cause you were the one doing them?
M2: Don’t think I’ve ever been so
flattered by an interviewer.
Boring? Hah! Interesting?
Of course. Everything I do is
interesting. For instance, yesterday I was
tying my shoes in the living room . . .
M1: Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Let’s get back to the triathlons
that got you this award. I hope they
happened somewhere other than your “exciting” living room. Where’d you go this year?
M2: Let’s see. 12 triathlons. The apexes of the travel triangle were Calgary, Canada
(half ironman) in the north, Las Vegas, NV (70.3 Worlds) in the southwest and Richmond, VA
(Xterra East regional championship) in the east. Let’s make that an irregular rectangle and
add Burlington, VT (road nationals) as another apex. All travel, except to road nationals, was done
by car, either sleeping in the car or a tent or bumming places from friends
and family. All results were wins, except 70.3
Worlds.
M1: Man, that’s a
bunch of travelin’ for an old man. How’d
you hold up? I can’t handle those long, multiple days in cars anymore
myself. Plus, how’d you get in the training
to stay competitive while you were on the road so much?
M2: You think I’m gonna spill secrets to
you? Can’t trick me that easy,
fella. It was a significant challenge of
2011 of course, ‘cause I’m just as old as you are, you know, but let’s get back to the
races. Here’s a simple list.
Date
|
Days Betwn
|
Event
|
Type/
Distance
|
Site
|
Comment
|
5/14
|
|
Xterra Moab
|
Off-road/
Standard
|
Ken's Lake, Moab
|
Crazy rocks on the ride. Wind and sand on the run. Intense mental focus to maintain form with
the intense pain of each running step due to foot injury that played
throughout the season..
|
5/28
|
14
|
Pelican
Fest
|
Road/
Sprint
|
Windsor Lake, CO
|
3rd fastest bike split overall, though
I'm 60. Shocker. Good bikers in the crowd. Last time for fresh biking legs this
season.
|
6/4
|
7
|
Xterra 4
Corners
|
Off-road/
Standard
|
Farmington, NM
|
Sand, sand, sand. Foot injury made me give up the chase of
younger folks on the run. Too bad
since shooting for a top ten finish.
|
6/12
|
8
|
Xterra
East Regional
|
Off-road/
Standard
|
Richmond, VA
|
Ended up in the X-country runners medical tent the day
BEFORE the
race due to crash while pre-riding the bike course. So a very cautious first place the next
day.
|
6/25
|
13
|
Loveland Lake to Lake
|
Road/
Olympic
|
Loveland, CO
|
Flatted
with about 3 miles to go on the bike.
Race over so took time (5.5 min) to change tube while watching the
race go by. Took it relatively easy on
the run. Surprised. Still won age group.
|
7/10
|
15
|
Boulder Peak
|
Road/
Olympic
|
Boulder, CO
|
Did
this race because I flatted in Loveland
and needed to get in a full effort Oly distance race prior to the national
championship race.
|
7/24
|
14
|
Xterra
Wild Horse Creek
|
Off-road
|
Bozeman, MT
|
Tied
in with gathering of family from WA, MT & WY. Small, small race but with the most family
I'd ever had at an event. Great
venue. Raced for points to get Xterra
Nationals invite. Rest of story later.
|
7/31
|
7
|
Calgary 70.3
|
Road/
Half-ironman
|
Calgary, Canada
|
Another
bucket list item. Saw Banff.
Camped out in place with no water or even outhouses. Used old 1997 bike I got free third-hand
some years ago.
|
8/20
|
20
|
USAT Nat'l
Champ
|
Road/
Olympic
|
Vermont
|
The
original focus of the season (see below).
Came back from 2 min swim deficit to win by over 2-1/2 min.
|
9/4
|
15
|
5i50 US
Champ
|
Road/
Olympic
|
Des Moines, IA
|
Wanted
to have the HyVee experience in Des
Moines. HyVee
folks didn't disappoint. Staging of
both amateur and pro races were great.
|
9/11
|
7
|
70.3
Worlds Champ
|
Road/
Half-ironman
|
Henderson, NV
|
The
alternative to running (see below) that I had to do bit me hard here 'cause I
hadn't been doing my post workout stretches and self-massage. Muscle cramps meant I barely finished the
bike and had trouble even stepping over the dropped cooling sponges on the
road. Wow. Could I finish? Could I race at Xterra Nationals in just
two weeks?
|
9/24
|
13
|
Xterra USA Champ
|
Off-road/
Standard
|
Ogden, UT
|
Knew
I had half an hour to spare in this race.
Exhausted at the end of a long season.
Still injured. Flatted at the
end of the bike so rolled over rocks and such on the rim. Strategic racing got me the championship. I was pleased. (Or shouldn't we admit such
things?)
|
M1: That’s quite
a list. I’m startin’ to be impressed.
M2: Well, golly gee whiz, Michael1,
you’re startin’ to embarrass me. Want to
know some more?
M1: Can I go grab
an ale, first. No offense, but this is
starting to get a bit long.
M2: Sure, I’ll wait. Get me one, too.
M1: I’m
back. Hey, this AB ain’t bad. So you gave us some cryptic highlight
comments but before getting into a bit more about some of the races what’s this
about running in pain? Every triathlete
out there is pushin’ their limits, struggling with something. What was so different for you this year.
M2: Ah, that. Yes.
Actually quite a challenge. You
see, near the end of January I was still getting around on crutches with a
removable splint on my right foot. I
hadn’t run because of that for about 4 months.
That left me unmotivated to do swimming for about 3 months. I had been cycling on the mountain and commuter bikes. But the foot pain just walking around was
still fairly severe. I’d injured both
plantar fascia in late September. (Some
new racing flats with soles too inflexible).
The right plantar fascia would not heal and then as I tried to race
anyway I developed Achilles tendinitis and calcaneal bursitis, to boot. Generally I ran once a week or less. The longest distance would be 8 miles, and
that only at an aerobic pace. So I had
to do a lot of alternative workouts to running – plyometrics and just simple
jumping in place was a lot of it.
Unfortunately, I didn’t do what I knew I should also do to accompany
this – that is, stretches and self-massage.
So I ended up paying big time at 70.3 Worlds – barely finished as I
noted above. Plus, I was really
concerned I’d ruined my chances at Xterra Nationals which were only two weeks
later. If I wasn’t such a procrastinator
when it comes to making decisions I might not have finished 70.3 Worlds. I was still debating about whether to
continue or drop-out when I crossed the finish line. See, procrastination has its benefits.
So the run portion was quite a challenge in each event as
every landing of the right foot involved a significant amount of pain. The mental focus to maintain form and try to
push off used all my brain power – a limited commodity. I had to give up chasing people in more than
one race. But the enjoyment I had in
each event was worth it. I assume the
folks who race regularly in the Physically Challenged category would say the
same thing The inspiration they provide
increased for me this year as each event had this additional mountain to get
over.
M1: I agree.
Those PC racers are an incredible lot.
They put our efforts into proper perspective. Do you have any other
comments about individual races? I know
we can’t go into all the detail (as much as your ego would expound forever) but
think a bit on each and tell me what comes to mind.
M2: OK, let’s see.
Xterra Moab:
I reemphasize the crazy rock garden riding we had to do on that
course. Just insane trying to go at
anything close to race speed. First
off-road tri in which I still saw Dawes Wilson at the end of the bike after he
passed me, as he always does. I was
pretty stoked about that. A couple of
women racers helped me keep going on the run as the pain built up. Kim Baugh, who was 3rd place
female overall, was particularly helpful as we ran the last half of the 2nd
lap together.
Pelican Fest Tri:
I can’t re-emphasize enough the shock of seeing I had the 3rd
fastest bike split overall. Yes, it was
a smaller sprint tri. But still, at age
60, who’d a thunk it? Swim wasn’t that
great as I led my wave in the water so I knew I was losing time to friends in
lower age groups I was competing against.
And the run was the standard pain control bit of fun. So the bike split is what gave me a glow from
this race.
Xterra Four Corners:
Xterra East
Regional Championship: I really need to have a light
26er in my arsenal.
Loveland Lake to Lake:
The other guys in or near my age group reminded me why I still like road
racing so much. Until I flatted it was a
lot of fun being pushed and trying to hang on when passed.
Boulder Peak: The surprise out of this race
was qualifying for the 5i50 U.S. Championship race. Melinda got excited about going. I’d never raced in Des Moines, IA. The HyVee folks, a major Midwest
grocery chain, have an excellent reputation as a event sponsor – particularly of the
pro races that were to follow us age-groupers.
Xterra Wild Horse
Creek: Got to check off another bucket list item –
an off-road race in the mountains of Montana. How do I explain that to folks outside the
sport? Family came over from Billings, MT. Plus, family was out from the Seattle area to visit our aging father in Wyoming. The family hung in there with a sport that’s
not spectator friendly. And, since I was
just racing for points to get a spot at Xterra Nationals while trying to save
some energy for the Canada
half-ironman just seven days hence, I could relax while racing and interact a
bit with family as I passed by them at different points.
We did have a little incident during the awards
ceremony. I told my family they didn’t
have to suffer through it but, to my build up of guilt, they did. The announcer got to my age group, 60-64, and
without looking at the next page of results decided that noone in my age group
could have finished yet. So the awards
ceremony just flat out ceased. For
almost an hour! Finally, it was decided
to restart the award ceremony. My name was
announced but when the announcer began to read my time she stopped dead again
and explained there must be an error in results so they were going to
double-check and be back with the waiting crowd. I was just coming out of a quick 2nd
swim in the lake trying to get their attention that I really was 60. That doubt of results being accurate was one
of the best compliments of the year, but I hated to have my family suffer
through another hour of just waiting around at a triathlon site.
Calgary 70.3: Had left my sleeping bag in Montana. The cold, 7ยบ C, would eventually penetrate
the tent, my blanket and clothes as I slept at night. Not the best series of nights before a
challenging, hilly bike and run course. The bike ride in Banff
(Canada’s
first national park) was great during the week even in cool rain. On the old 1997 bike I did set a new age-group course
record, though I struggled, as usual, mightily on the run and failed to get
under 5 hours.
USAT National
Championship: Met Gerry Foreman here. 73 years old and
began his triathlon career at age 70 -- another inspiring story.
5i50 U.S. Championship:
As before, an excellent presentation by HyVee for all three races – age
group championship, age group non-championship race and the pro races. Unfortunately, the Ironkid races had to be
cancelled due to weather.
70.3 World
Championshp: My ego took a big hit in this race –
certainly no competitive glory on this day
That last 12 miles of the bike I was just trying to get to T2. I had no clue if I would continue on past
that point. I did. But in the first mile of the half-marathon I
had to stop and sit on a curb, in some wonderful tree shade, to massage my leg
muscles so I could keep moving. Just
picking up my feet for another step was a challenge for over 2 hours. Scary.
Here’s something really goofy
about this race, though. USAT actually
put my 7th place finish into one of their press announcements as if
it had something to do with being selected Grand Master Triathlete of
2011. What could they be thinking? It's actually a reason to NOT be recognized.
Xterra USA
Championship: Now here’s something USAT should have taken note of
instead of that silly result at the 70.3 World Championship. I’m actually kinda proud that I’m the only person to be both the road
and off-road USA Triathlon champion. After
this race I was told, quite seriously by an age grouper below me, that I should
get a decent bike so I could race well. You see, my whole bike probably cost me less than his front fork alone would have cost me.
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And so the season of fun came to an end. Now a thanks to my “sponsors”. J
Sponsor thanks list:
The Schuckies for giving me already out-of-date Perpetuum
(which I’m finally just about to use up in March of 2012) that they had in some
back room or garage. (They’re important
triathletes who actually get sponsor stuff as age groupers – something I can
only dream of.)
Melinda Orendorff for exempting me from househusband duties during the tri season of travel.
Gwen Steves for lending me her road racing
wheels in 3 of the road tri’s
Multiple family and
friends for
providing floor space for sleeping, with the occasional upgrade to a bed, and a
bit of food in my belly. The
conversation and camaraderie always beat the room and board.
·
Jack
& Hollie Chapman in Richmond,
VA
·
Patricia
& Nahum Arav in Blacksburg,
VA
·
Ann
& Chip Crickard in Columbus,
OH
·
Dennis
Coombs & Kristen Kinard in Longmont,
CO
·
Eric
Edgerton & family outside of Aztec, NM
·
Jeannine
& Larry Cozzens in Billings,
MT
·
SinClair
& Helen Orendorff in Powell,
WY
·
Pam
& Warren Schuckies in Boulder,
CO
·
David
& Vickie Orendorff who appeared in WY and MT though they live in WA
Bruce Wacker for being a friend every step of the way. And for bringing Nicki Rosa into the equation.
Tim Yount for being a great cheerleader for
many years. He’s a pillar in our sport
in multiple ways. Worthy of the hall of fame.
Campground mates:
Especially, the 4 ex-Mormon bikers (the kind with big hog motors) outside of Bryce Canyon
National Park. One in particular I had stunning
conversations with. What a well-read
fireman from Arizona
he was. Also of special note were the
helpful folks at KOA’s in Illinois, Missouri and Virginia
(though I did camp in other states as well.)
The fellow in Illinois
got me to one of the better public lake swim sites I’ve ever been in.